Just for Laughs !!

A Company Secretary to his wife, on returning from office.....

Husband : Hi Dear, mark my attendance.

Wife : You are too late.

Husband : No problem, I am ready to pay the additional fee. 

Wife : Be serious, we had a plan to go for movie.

Husband : i know this matter can be taken at any other meeting. 

Wife : I really have done a wrong by marrying you.

Husband : Yes, also you should know that it is an un-compoundable offence.

Wife : Lets finalize whether we should live together or be separated.

Husband : Dont be silly; proxies are not allowed to speak. 

Wife : Please, Leave me alone

Husband : No, I cant let the meeting conducted without quorum. 

Wife : I will just be mad.

Husband : Contract with or by any Lunastic person is void ab initio. 

Wife : I just want to go my father's house, take these keys of your house.

Husband : Presently, I dont have any buyback offer. 

Wife : i just want to be separated from you.

Husband : You have to apply to the Court for demerger. 

Wife : i think we both are unable to settle our disputes.

Husband : No problem, lets apply the court for voluntary winding up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just for Laughs !!

CA on his death bed:

My wife, are you here?

“Yes dear”

My daughter, are you here?

“Yes dad”

My son, are you here?

“Yes dad”

MY ARTICLES, ARE YOU HERE?

“Yes SIR”

KAMINO fir OFFICE me kaun hai.

5 years

50 Laws

500 Lectures

5000 Practicals

50000 Sections

500000 Rules

A normal human being can’t bear it.

The remaining abnormal are called

COMPANY SECRETARIES...... …

2. What is CA?

PE-I-Alpenlibe- Ji lalchaye raha na jaye.

PE-II-Mentos- Dimag ki batti jala de.

ARTICLES-Kinetic- Sabki hawa nikal de.

FINAL-Chlormint- Dubara mat poochna.

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